monty python

[swaas]

I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise...
Surprise and fear, fear and surprise...
our two weapons are fear and surprise.
And ruthless efficiency...
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

Our four...no...amongst our weapons...
amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise...
I'll come in again.

I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as
fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion
to the Pope, and nice red uniforms
- Oh damn! I can't say it,
you'll have to say it. - What?
You'll have to say the bit about
'Our chief weapons are ...' I couldn't do that...

I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Er.... Nobody...um....
- Expects.
- Expects.
- Nobody expects the...um...
- Inquisition.
I know...I know!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
In fact, those who do expect...
- Our chief weapons are...
- Our chief weapons are...um...er...
- Surprise...
- Surprise and...
Stop. Stop there! Stop there. Whew!
Our chief weapon is surprise, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Cardinal, read the charges.

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